November 11, 2004
Not much of a bodyguard

Liza Minnelli's erstwhile bodyguard is suing

NEW YORK (Reuters) - The former bodyguard and chauffeur to Liza Minnelli accuses the singer of forcing him to have sex with her and is seeking more than $100 million in damages, according to court papers unsealed on Wednesday
My first reaction is that sex with Liza Minnelli sounds moderately disgusting, but $100 million is a bit steep. On the other hand, the amount of damages may be justified by the harm this incident has inflicted on the man's earning prospects. Any bodyguard who is exposed as incapable of defending himself against a 58 year-old woman, even a horny 58 year-old woman, is going to have trouble finding work in his chosen profession.

Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at November 11, 2004 03:49 PM
Comments

We already know what this man is, we're only haggling over the price.

Posted by: Gary B on November 11, 2004 07:27 PM

I remember thinking Liza Minelli was kind of hot way back in the day, when she did movies like Sterile Cuckoo.

Posted by: Hunter McDaniel on November 18, 2004 12:46 PM
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