I knew something like this was going to happen. As soon as we opened the door to same-sex marriages, the Homosexual Lobby would spread its tentacles and take over the schools:

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Federal officials plan to significantly loosen their restrictions on same-sex public education

UPDATE: I received an odd piece of hate mail over this post. So I now feel compelled to explain that it was meant to be ironic. If the irony wasn't immediately apparent, please have your Irony Detector recalibrated for Shark.