December 03, 2003
Special, as in "special education"

A President John Kerry would appoint a "special ambassador" to the Mideast "peace process". His choices: Jimmy "Final Solution" Carter, Bill "Oslo" Clinton and James "Keep Saddam in Office" Baker

Kerry said American can't neglect its role in resolving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in the Mideast, a breeding ground for terrorist activity. He pledged to appoint a presidential ambassador to the peace process, who would report directly to him and to the secretary of state.

"There are a handful of uniquely qualified Americans I would consider appointing -- President Carter, President Clinton or, in the interests of bipartisanship, James Baker," he said.

If he sends President Clinton to the Mideast it would be a breeding ground for sure.

Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at December 03, 2003 12:39 PM
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Of the 3 I'd consider Clinton the best. Carter is an ahole, and even defends his buddy the Fish, Baker couldn't give a shit if they dumped Israel in the Ocean in my opinion. Clinton I would put in the Barak camp, a smart lefty full of ego nonetheles..

Posted by: Mike on December 3, 2003 01:50 PM

" ... in the interests of bipartisanship, James Baker ..."


Truly LOL at that one. James 'F**k the Jews, they don't vote for us anyway' Baker as special ambassador to Israel and its antagonists. If I was a conspiratorialist I'd think that the Nine Dwarves were all agents of the RNC.

Posted by: CJ on December 3, 2003 02:10 PM
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