August 08, 2003
Vox Populi

On Wednesday, the Seattle Times printed five letters to the editor in support of Israel's security fence. On Thursday, the Times found it necessary to balance reason, facts and good sense by printing a letter full of blood-libelous fantasies. Patrick Fay of Kirkland writes:

I believe Tony Auth's editorial cartoon of Aug. 2 is a very good and accurate description of the reality of the "fence."... Israel always states it cannot withdraw or do its part in the agreements because the Palestinians will not stop their terrorist acts. This day will never come because if this reality ever gets close the Israeli army will just go out and kill three young Palestinian boys walking to visit their friends in broad daylight and then lie about them having weapons or bombs.
I'd be careful there, Patrick, I understand that the Mossad likes to assassinate people who write silly letters to newspapers. Tune your tinfoil hat radio to channel Z and you'll hear all the details.

Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at August 08, 2003 01:38 PM
Comments

My tinfoil hat is tuned to channel X. Their story is that the Mossad only assassinates those who write semi-silly letters. Transparent, ultra-silly ones like this one are produced by the Mossad itself.

Posted by: Xrlq on August 8, 2003 04:37 PM

Stop giving away out tactics, Xrlq, or we willhave to terminate you.

Posted by: Agent Izzy on August 9, 2003 11:22 AM

Aren't you ascribing supernatural powers
to the lowly Mossad?
Such letters can _not_ be made up by any
human imagination.

Posted by: Boris A.Kupershmidt on August 9, 2003 02:04 PM

I know, that's why I only post with a pseudonym. I figure that if the Mossad has it in for me, they'll accidentally blow up a Mexican radio station first. That will be my warning to really go underground.

Posted by: Xrlq on August 9, 2003 08:21 PM
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