April 29, 2003
How to get away with murder

Here is a formula for getting away with murder.

1) Murder somebody you don't like.
2) Get some of your wealthy friends (who also don't like the person that you murdered) to donate $10 million.
3) Give the $10 million to the family of the person you murdered.
4) Admit that you committed murder.
5) Enjoy the rest of your life. You have gotten away with murder!

On an unrelated subject, if anybody knows how to contact Libyan strongman Muamar Qadhafi, I'd like to invite him over for a glass of elderberry wine.

Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at April 29, 2003 05:42 PM
Comments

This site has taught me so much... all i needed were step by step instructions on how to do it and now my best friend is dead. Thanx Shark Blog!

Posted by: Simone on February 3, 2005 04:44 AM

Theres not much to say...this site has taught me many things. Unfortunatley it wasn't that great for my step-father. If anyone ever reads this and remembers my name...i'll be going to trial in 2006. I still dont know where his head is so if u find that, pleaz dispose of it. thnx

Posted by: Perry on February 3, 2005 04:48 AM

I followed the steps, But made one little difference, I kept the 10 mil. and now im living it up. Man it was like killing two birds with one stone " literaly "

Posted by: me on November 23, 2005 05:21 PM
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