Good news from far away

Today's lunchtime fortune cookie promised

Good news will come to you from far away

What sort of good news might they have in mind for me?

Perhaps this? or this? or maybe even this?

Possibly none of the above. In fact, when I got back to my office I found the following e-mail, which came to me from far away Poland!

MALE PENILE ENLARGEMENT

Penis Enlargement Doesn't Get Any Easier

Imagine the confidence when you're in the locker room and those other guys take notice of your:

Bigger, Longer and Thicker Penis Now!

This is very good news, indeed.

Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at April 29, 2003 03:17 PM