Bin Laden phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," said Bin Laden. "What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush. "LONG LIVE OSAMA!" answered the terrorist.
"I am so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Baghdad and it was more beautiful than ever, totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large residential subdivisions with swimming pools full of men and women; and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."
"What did the banner say?" asked Osama. "I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at April 06, 2003 05:09 PMVery funny! And he doesn't (read Hebrew).
Posted by: Gary Williams on April 6, 2003 08:14 PMActually, in dreams, it's very hard to read. Try it some time.
Posted by: dangl on April 7, 2003 04:12 PM