Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda: Saddam Hussein has opened a training camp for Arab volunteers willing to carry out suicide bombings against U.S. forces in case they invade Iraq, Arab media and Iraqi dissidents said Tuesday. (US officials have indicated they have no corroborating information on this). The appeasement camp will undoubtedly say that this is a good enough reason to call off the war altogether. Hopefully such camps, if they exist, will be among the first targets for the MOAB. The Jihad campers will at least get their wish of committing suicide and earning whatever merit badge goes along with that.

The French-owned Sofitel hotel chain has pulled the French flag from its North American properties in order not to offend its U.S. customers.

Meanwhile, a number of American eateries, including the House of Representatives cafeteria have stopped serving french fries and french toast. Instead they are now serving freedom fries and freedom toast!