Too bad it isn't real. I've got a cranky ex-girlfriend I'd like to get rid of for good. :)

What I want to know is, who sent this letter to you? Someone who considers you to be tired and discontented, apparently...

How utterly politically incorrect!!!

........

Bill Clinton, I mean.

Bwahahahaha! I've copied and mailed that one out to some friends...

On a strategy to prevent of the atomic destruction of the United States of America, circulate the word.

ATTENTION: Mr. William Clinton

I am not certain as to the spelling of the names of the three terroristical groups, below listed, what, presently, are based here in America; but you had better, with speed, find them and you had better de-commission the same before, of the, physical, advent of the atomic blast in the United States of America.

But there are three groups of the terrorists what are functioning, yet, in the United States of America. And the names of the three subversive groups of the terrorists what are operating in the continental Untied States of America, there names are as such:

1. Hesbolah
2. Hamas
3. El Quoadah

The terrorist Groups what live, survive and function in the Untied States of America hat the American Republique and the American people, and; you know, the terroristical group [s in the Untied States of America, the suicide bombers, in Israel, have, already, blown themselves up with the strapped on bombs and they have killed the various persons, in the Middle East, with their suicidal actions

It is clear, to me, that the terrorist organizations, in America, are not at all anti-disposed to the explosion of an atomic blast, in America, and the enemies will not hesitate to commit suicide in the American Republic, and they will do it, of some such means, of the suicidal atomic attack, what the enemy will make of a use so to blow up America and the population had of it.

Mr. William Clinton; in my opinion, you will receive the blame for what has or is about to happen in the Untied States of America if you do not act to stop of "that" what, eminently, is about to happen I the United States of America. You will receive of the blame for the atomic war over America for our having dissolved the military defense of America when you were in office, and you will receive of the blame for the devastation, of America, what is about to happen the result, of one or more, of the terroistical groups blowng up the United States of America with an atomic bomb, and to the extent of the later: if it would be that you would be wanting to escape from the getting the blame for this terroristical "thing" what is eminent to happen, in the American Republique; on this account, than, you had better polish up your skills at the operational increase, of the intelligence department, in America, better improved so as to be enabled to stop, in advance, of the atomic attack, what could be launched upon the American Republique, by the enemy, and you had better make the intelligence agencies more adequately and more effectively empowered, more actively, to find the suitcase bombs what I suspect are hidden, somewhere waiting, to go off, in the United States, of America, just waiting to be radio signal detonated by one, of the terrorists, who are not afraid to commit suicide of the atomic means so as then to kill half of the American Population brought to mortal ruin with an explosion, of one, of their, pre-planned, antics, that one of an explosion, of an atomic bomb, what could go off any minute, in the United States of America.

If it is that your intelligence officers do not find the same and dismantle them before of the, physical, advent of there, radio-signaled, detonation.

But to re-establish of your good name in the minds, of the people, of the Untied States, of America: you could act to do something before it is that the Untied States, of America, is blow to kingdom come by the enemy. Of an courageous effort, on your part, to rescue America saved from the terroristical attacks of the enemy; if blown to bits by the enemy, you would be, further, impuned, but to better improve, of your political image and advantage, you could act, in advance, before of the catastrophe, you could act to find the enemies and stop them of their deleterious activities, in the United States, of America, and you could do this before America is gone, and you could do this so to get back into the good graces of the American People when having, before, done poorly when in the White house, and you could do this so to make your efforts good when before, in the office, of the presidency, of the Untied States, of America; you have made, possibly, a fatal blunder?

So far; the Americans have not found the weapons of mass destruction, in Iraq, and they have not determined the whereabouts of the persons of Bin Ladden and Saddam Hussein, and they have not captured or killed them, and they have not accomplished, of these things, when it is that the enemies are loose, in the world; and the United States will receive of the wrath of these persons unless you act to do something about of the situation what you have helped to cause of the threat what they offer to the American Civilization and to the American People; so then, you better get on the job to find these guys, and you had better do it with speed.

If it is that your political party would be in congress again come the next election; so then, you know your job (duty) necessary to do, and you must do it, in advance, and you must do it at once so as to be enabled, again, to obtain, again, of an political office.

Write, responsively, soon…

Respectfully,
William H. Millard
Striatiquea@mindspring.com

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The content of this communication is not, at all, meant on my part as a threat to you and or to yours, but the content of this E-mail, is that one of an warning, and it is meant as some exposition of "truth" what should motivate you to action before it is that the Americans Nation is blown, to bits, by the enemies, of the United States, of America, who hate the American Republique.

Better put back together, with speed, the organizations of intelligence gathering organization, in America, what you so, unwisely, dismantled during such time of your administration, and you better do this with speed to make inroads on the determination of the directions of the activities had of the enemies of the Untied States better determined so as then that it might be that America might have of an chance to, defensively, continue to survive.