Axis of Esel

schroederwitze.de is a German website dedicated to jokes about Gerhard Schröder. Examples:

Schröder wanted to buy a pair of opera tickets, but he wasn't sure what to do, so he decided to imitate the person ahead of him in line. The latter tells the clerk "I'd like a pair of tickets for Tristan and Isolde". Schröder then says "I'll have a pair of tickets for Gerhard and Doris"

and

Q: What's the difference between the Baby Jesus and Doris Schröder?
A: Baby Jesus had to sleep next to a jackass for only one night

Then there's this photograph with the caption "Lies have short legs"

Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at February 01, 2003 12:57 PM