The Religion of Peace shot and killed a group of worshippers today. This latest act of peace took place in the town of Hebron, site of an earlier attempt to ethnically cleanse the Jewish community. Injured victims were evacuated and treated by Magen David Adom, an organization which the Canadian government is seeking to defund.

The FBI warned Thursday that al-Qaida is likely to attempt a "spectacular" attack intended to damage the U.S. economy. One way to do that would be to file a barrage of frivolous lawsuits.

Quid pro quo: A senior Fatah official said Thursday that the Hamas leadership "promised to give serious thought to halting terror attacks against Israeli civilians". In return the Palestinian Authority demanded that "Israel refrain from any provocation that might torpedo any possibility for a cease-fire". If it weren't for all the human suffering wrapped up in all of this, it would be almost funny to watch these guys crawling out from under their piles of rubble to negotiate as if they were in a position of strength.

And speaking of a disconnect between fantasy and reality, Al Gore is now promoting single-payer health insurance. In order to find enough voters who believe in Santa Claus, he will be moving to Yellowknife, Canada

I've now tried Fruity Booty, which isn't bad, but I still prefer Veggie Booty. Little Baby David loves it too!